Steve Clifford

Like many men, I ignore instructions on newly purchased items. After buying a 45-piece tricycle kit, I would immediately start to screw pieces together. “Why are the tires on the handlebars?” my wife will ask.

These Republican expectations are based on the scientifically proven interaction of Trickle Down prosperity and the theory of Advanced Voodoo Economics.

Leavitt: "The President said it. Therefore, it’s common sense and above the law."

No one can lie like Trump. Trump will abolish the entire concept of truth. I have several duplicity name thoughts — for boys, Mendacious, DuPlicit, and Falisfyfire. For girls, Perfidious, Prevaricature. Farbricature.

In Dumpty v. King’s Horses Et. Al., Humpty sued for medical malpractice including misdiagnosis, surgical errors, administration of improper medications, premature discharge, and failure to recognize multiple fractures. The jury awarded Dumpty $36.7 million.

The obvious explanation was that these six Pike Market stores were conspiring against me. That is why I threatened them with a tariff.

"Groenlandia, Gaza, e Canada" (Composed by Lee Greenwood, Libretto by Carl Ichan). This opera, set in the future, depicts how America regained it moxie, due to a perceptive, upstanding, unflinching, illustrious, resplendent, and fearless leader.

"I will be a social media influencer. It’s easy money. Last year Kylie Jenner averaged $2,386,000 per post,” I told my dubious wife..

Is the right answer to my promotion exam, Deep State Transgenders, or Illegal War-Mongering Ukrainian Immigrants?

Celebrate good news. Every morning ask Alexa how many airplanes landed safely at SeaTac yesterday.