
We were in Bandon last week when the phone rang. It was my wifeโs birthday and we were staying with friends from Bainbridge Island at an ocean-side abode aptly named The Old Rustic Cabin.
The cabin, built in 1934, two years before most of Bandon burned to the ground, overlooks the most magnificent rock formations on the southern Oregon coast.
The place is almost always booked. In fact, it normally takes a year in advance to rent this very modestly appointed joint during summer months.
Trouble is, there is scant cell phone service inside the old cabin, unless one stands in just the right spot in back of the couch in the living room, while simultaneously patting oneโs head and scratching oneโs stomach, which, as you can imagine, makes it difficult to make or receive a phone call.
So, off I went to Lloydโs Cafรฉ in the center of town, a mile and half away.
Lloydโs is a place where cranberry farmers and fisherman spend most of their weekday mornings drinking coffee and cramming down biscuits and gravy, all the while, shooting the bull about how the Bandon Tigers may fare on the gridiron this fall, that, and of course, gender fluidity.
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At 9:30 a.m., my cell phone rang at precisely the prescribed time, and it was Nicholas Kristof.
Iโd been trying, mind you, for months trying to get hold of him, hoping to find out what could he have possibly been thinking when he quit his job as a Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times columnist to run for governor of Oregon.
I mean, my God! Kristof knew full well he had not lived in Oregon long enough (one year) to meet the legal requirements to hold office (three years). And to have voted in New York in 2020, well, it boggles the mind. All told, Kristofโs campaign for governor lasted all of 114 days.
And when in January, Oregonโs secretary of state, Shemia Fagan, a civil-rights attorney with the word vote tattooed across her radius, as New York Magazine noted, ruled him ineligible, Kristof returned to his family estate in the rolling vineyards of Yamhill, Oregon.
The normally mild-mannered Kristof was furious when the decision came down.
โInstead of working to end homelessness, theyโre working to end my candidacy,โ he said, accusing Fagan of being a part of the โpolitical Establishment.โ
Fagan told the Magazine, โInstead of just saying, โWow, this is really shitty! It sucks to have this dream of going out and becoming governor and then finding out that I canโt.โโ
On appeal, the Oregon Supreme Court on February 17, 2022, unanimously sided with Fagan.
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Kristof called me from his farm and told me he was writing a memoir, a โjournalistic memoir,โ he described it, and that he intended to devote one chapter, and one chapter only, to his botched gubernatorial bid.ย
โAfter I got booted off the ballot my editor (Jonathan Segal at New York City-based Alfred A. Knopf) talked about it again and I made the decision to write it,โ Kristof recounted.
Segal had first suggested the memoir project three years ago, added Kristof.
โItโs mostly going to be about my career in journalism. Iโm up to the (1991) Iraq War now. My deadline will be sometime in the fall.โ
When I asked him whether he tried to get back his columnist job at The Times, a position he held for 20 years, Kristof said rather abruptly, โI donโt want to talk about that, or what I plan to do after the book is published (next spring or summer). But I will likely reengage in journalism โ probably on the West Coast.โ
Kristof went on. โOne of the great advantages of losing oneโs job is that you get a lot of job offers.โ The 63-year-old newsman, once described as the conscience of a generation of journalists, said he was showered with offers following his forced withdrawal from the governorโs race, such as running a foundation, heading a news organization, and leading a couple of universities. Kristof, understandably, declined to be specific.
โBut it is hard for me to give up journalism,โ Kristof conceded.
As for politics, โIt is unlikely I will do politics again. I got in because I was concerned about Oregonโs direction. There were no incumbents, and I thought Oregon voters were looking for a change.โ
On May 19, Kristof, who spent much of his ill-considered campaign railing against entrenched Oregon Democrats, decided to endorse one.
The Democrat came out in support of former House Speaker Tina Kotek, whoโd handily clinched her partyโs nomination in the primary, two days earlier.ย
โOregon faces huge challenges, and we need real leadership. Thatโs Tina Kotek,โ Kristof said in a statement released by Kotekโs campaign. โOn housing, homelessness, education, she has actually led and made a real difference for Oregonians. Thatโs why Iโm delighted to support her.โ
Asked whether he would campaign for Kotek in the coming months, Kristof replied, โI am constrained by the memoir.โ
Kristof acknowledged that he knew of Oregonโs residency requirements before he announced his candidacy for governor in January.
โWe consulted with a number of attorneys, election lawyers, and what the lawyers said was the residency requirement is ambiguous and had not been tested. Three other former secretaries of state in Oregon said the same thing.โ
As to voting for Joe Biden in New Yorkโs general election in 2020, Kristof said dryly, โThat certainly didnโt help. In retrospect, I clearly would not have done that.
โBut had I voted in Oregon, would that have made a difference with Fagan? Who knows?โ
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Running for governor when he plainly didn’t meet the residency requirement was a tremendous act of entitlement and hubris, but Kristof really jumped the shark when he smeared the Secretary of State for doing her job. He trashed her motives and launched, without a scintilla of evidence, what was really a nasty Trump-style conspiratorial populist attack on the integrity of Oregon state government because he didn’t get his way. What a putz.
Good story, Ellis! Good comment, Sandeep!
Another blow to the media! It’s one thing to hold forth in print and impress like-minded readers, but quite another thing to be effective and likeable in politics. Relatively few can make the transition: Tom McCall in Oregon and Charles Royer in Seattle; Tim Burgess and Norm Rice both began in broadcast, but far back in their careers. Exceptions: Jean Godden, Rod Chandler. I always start with measuring the head circumference for media stars.
Hey, don’t forget Dr. Oz!
Great read, Ellis. Always enjoy your perspective.
Good article, good man, terrible legal advice. Hope he stays in Oregon long enough to qualify to elective office. . Governor isn’t the only job that needs filling.