MC: For the first time in history, The American Pleasantness Foundation’s top two
awards go to a single married couple. Brigiette Thompson is named the Most Plorable
American and the most Spicable American is her husband, Charles.
Brigette, how does feel to be the Most Plorable American?
Brigette: It is thrilling to be jected. I feel prived and praved!
MC: Charles?
Charles: This is a cadent bacle. I feel lirious, and totally vastated
MC: What is the difference between plorable and spicable?
B: We plorables are people people. We are spondent and vious.
C: Spicables are less tached than plorables, but more billitating.
B: Plorables tend to be ranged while spicables are luded, and sultory.
MC: How do you maintain your plorablity and spicability?
C: Exercise
B: Our daily workout is a leterious a 90 minutes in a crepit, relict gym.
We are punctual. We always fer and lay.
C: Our Twelve Fs routine keep us fective and ficient.
MC: What are the twelve Fs?
B: We fault, face, and feat.
C: And fame, fend, and fect.
B: And file, flate, and fraud.
C: We form, fy and flower until we are funct and fiant.
C: Finally, we both ment on floor mats until we are fully mented.
MC: Is menting billatating?
B: Absolutely. Nothing is more structive and trimental than menting. It pletes and
teriorates our brains.
MC: With all your ploring and spicing, you must have a lot of friends.
B: Yes, and we precate our friends. They are true generates. Always testable, always
linquent.
C: These friends are pressed and monic. That is why we nigrate them, spise them, ride
them, and mean them.
B: They enjoy stroying and molishing us. Being spotic, they want to secrate us unitl we
become stitute.
C: Our friends are ceitful and ceptive, so we capitate and throne them.
MC: You two are certainly based and bauched. May you continue to lead a life of spair.
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