Why Common Sense is Never Wrong (Duh!)

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The Trump administration exudes common sense:

Puzzled, I called Karoline Leavitt.

Clifford: I am aware that common sense has replaced the rule of law in America. Can you explain how the Trump administration identifies common sense?

Leavitt: It’s easy. We use common sense.

C: You use common sense to identify common sense. Do you then use more common sense to recognize the common sense used to recognize common sense?”

L: Yes. This administration has a huge surplus of common sense.

C: Does Trump use common sense when he raises tariffs and then lowers tariffs and then raises tariffs?

L: No. That is genius, the art of the deal. Trump is playing five-dimensional chess, while Macron and Xi are playing checkers.

C: Is attacking Harvard common sense?

L: No, that is building the economy. As I told Sean Hannity, “America needs educating the next generation based on skills that we need in our economy and our society…apprenticeships, electricians, plumbers — we need more of those in our country and less LGTBQ graduate majors from Harvard University, and that’s what is this administration’s position.”

C: Is it common sense when you said, The big, beautiful bill “saves $1.6 trillion according to the Council of Economic Advisers, and the analysis is what the president believes,” even though the deficit will grow to $2.4 trillion over the next decade, according to an analysis released Wednesday by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office.

L: The President said it. Therefore, it’s common sense and above the law.

C: When buyers of $TRUMP meme spent $148 million to have dinner with President Trump, you saw no conflict of interest because, “the president is attending in his personal time.” When questioned, you answered, I think it’s frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit.”  Were you employing irony or common sense?

L: Common sense, of course.  What is irony?

C: You have said:

Are fighting law and order and making government more efficient common sense?

L: It is  common sense for you to shut your mouth, unless you want to be deposited in the Terrorism Confinement Center, a maximum-security prison in Tecoluca, El Salvador. No more questions!


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Steve Clifford
Steve Clifford
Steve Clifford, the former CEO of KING Broadcasting, has written humor for Crosscut.com and the Huffington Post. He is the author of "The CEO Pay Machine."

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